Dr. Newton Geiszler (
sciencesaggressively) wrote2013-10-11 09:18 pm
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bonding
A jaeger pilot and a leading K-scientist walk into a bar... and Newt doesn't know how this joke ends because he's already three shots and two beers deep with Chuck at a place he's already forgotten the name of, and they're both shouting things at each other, competing to be heard over whatever awful music is playing overhead. It had started out a little rough because what could they possibly have had to talk about other than, well, world destruction. But it turns out that it's not an exhaustive topic.
Newt leans in and pokes Chuck's shoulder, dangerously close to spilling his beer all over himself. "We did it, y'know," he reminds him for the fourth time, except now with a little more of a slur, "we saved th'world. S'like... if you didn't like, die or whatever, and I didn't fuck m'self up with the awesome kaiju drifting, world be prob'ly be, y'know." He slams his free hand onto the bartop. "It'd be gone." He shouts it this time. "I'm a rock star! We saved the world!"
Newt gestures to the bartender for two more shots and hopes that Chuck doesn't have any other plans for the night. He needs this. Newt suspects that maybe they both do, even if it means that he'll be spending tomorrow morning getting intimate with his toilet seat.
Newt leans in and pokes Chuck's shoulder, dangerously close to spilling his beer all over himself. "We did it, y'know," he reminds him for the fourth time, except now with a little more of a slur, "we saved th'world. S'like... if you didn't like, die or whatever, and I didn't fuck m'self up with the awesome kaiju drifting, world be prob'ly be, y'know." He slams his free hand onto the bartop. "It'd be gone." He shouts it this time. "I'm a rock star! We saved the world!"
Newt gestures to the bartender for two more shots and hopes that Chuck doesn't have any other plans for the night. He needs this. Newt suspects that maybe they both do, even if it means that he'll be spending tomorrow morning getting intimate with his toilet seat.
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He staggers, vision swimming for a moment, but dodges a second blow, pushing the man along with the momentum of his fist so that he crashes headfirst into the bar. Owen's not far behind, and grabs a half-full beer bottle from the surface of the bar to hit him with.
It's not a film, it doesn't shatter, but it feels good anyway. Though something tells Owen that the other man probably doesn't share that sentiment.
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"Watch it," he manages to half-shout, a warning to that guy who looks like Dr. Gottlieb, though there's not much time that goes with it. Finally having gotten close enough to again, he slams the face of the guy he's been fighting into the bar, spitting blood onto the floor a moment later with a wild grin. "That's four down. So who's next?"
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He's not entirely sure if he's dizzy from the hit to the head or the abundance of alcohol he's had tonight or, more likely, a decidedly terrible combination of both, but he's glad to see that in the time it has taken him to recover from the blows, his assailant has already been knocked down to the ground. He bends down to pick up his glasses and through his haze, he can hear the bartender shout that he's going to call the police. Time to get the hell out of here.
He tugs at Owen's shirt this time, more urgently than he did with Chuck, as he puts on his glasses--and holy hell, the lenses still aren't shattered, this is something he'll be celebrating later--and gestures at the bartender, who's already on the phone. "Dude, we need to get out of here before the cops show up. I know you guys are like, totally having a great time or whatever, but I am so not down for spending the rest of this night in a cell."
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In all the commotion, Owen's forgotten that this isn't Cardiff. If he's arrested, he can't just say he's Torchwood or call Jack and get out in ten minutes. He'll actually have to spend the night— at the very least— in a holding cell for this. Though, he's not sure if Darrow treats bar fights the same way they're treated back home. He glances toward the bartender when Newt mentions him, then turns to the third member of their party.
"Hey, Australia, we need to go!" Owen calls, and he's already heading for the door, grabbing the collar of Newt's shirt to drag him along before someone gets to their feet and likely kills him.
Christ, It's a good thing this isn't one of his usual drinking spots, because they're most definitely going to be barred for life.
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"Alright, I'm coming, I'm coming," he calls, exasperation heavy in his voice, though he doesn't waste any time in starting for the door after the others. There's blood still in his mouth, some on his cheek trickling down from a cut, but he can deal with all that later. If anything, there's something refreshing about the familiar signs of a fight, though he'd be hard-pressed to explain exactly what that is. There wouldn't be any sense in hanging around to do so, anyway, when they're much better off booking it out of here.
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With Chuck and Big O on his heels, he pivots out the door and is immediately greeted by a handful of cops. He really doesn't think five cars are necessary but there they are and a few of the cops push past them to take care of business in the bar but the rest are just staring them down. "It wasn't us?" Newt offers weakly, but he's bleeding from the eyebrow and nose and his cheekbone is probably bruising up already, not to mention what Chuck and Owen must look like right now.
One cop rolls his eyes and steps forward, and Newt really wants to look over his shoulder at Chuck to see what the hell they should do, but he figures it's pretty over at this point. The cop already seems bored, almost like he's disappointed that there hadn't been a chase, but he glares down at Newt as he pulls out a pair of cuffs. "We're going to have to take you boys in."
Newt sighs, defeated, and holds his hands up to show that he's going to be cooperative. He does look over at Chuck and Owen now, very clearly fifty shades of put out, and sighs. "This blows, dudes."
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"Next time I try and bail either of you out of a fight, remind me what a fucking horrible idea it is," he says, and before he knows it, one of the coppers is already putting a pair of cuffs on him, being a little rougher than he needs to be, considering Owen's coming along without a fight.
"Alright, alright. Jesus," Owen says to the officer, annoyed. Christ, he hates local law enforcement.
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The cop doesn't even answer, just rolls his eyes which Newt had pretty much expected because clearly these guys don't have their heads on very straight. He heaves an irritated sigh as he shifts in attempt to get comfortable on the seat, ending up with the back of his head against the window as he watches Chuck and Big O get subjected to the same treatment.
He leans to the side a bit to get a better look at both of them and all of a sudden, the whole situation seems nothing less than hilarious. He snorts, ignoring the looks of ire that are coming his way, and offers a dopey smile. "Thanks for a great night, guys."
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Not that he's planning on jumping into anymore bar fights or getting arrested again any time soon.
He scowls the whole car ride, oblivious to whether or not Newbie spends it prattling on about whatever it is he normally prattles on about. In fact, it's not until they're being shuffled into a holding cell that Owen says much at all, even as the cop decides he'd rather ignore all of their protests, shutting the door behind them.
"We're supposed to get a phone call!" he shouts at the door, then kicks it in frustration when no one on the other side answers.
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They can't help this now, either. Though it's sorely tempting to shout an obscenity after the cop, he just manages to bite it back, having sobered up just enough to suspect that it would only make this worse. If they have to sit around here much longer, though, he doubts he'll still care. "Christ. They better have gone back for those other guys."
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He sighs heavily, crossing the cell to lean back against the wall, offering them both a small smile. "We could call for a pizza," he jokes weakly. "That would go over well, I think."
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Though, he's willing to bet a few of them had to be taken to the hospital instead. As a doctor, he shouldn't be proud of the fact, but he is.
"Oi!" he calls through the bars again, "We've got fucking rights, you know!"
Christ, he misses the days when just saying the name Torchwood could get him out of spots like this.