Dr. Newton Geiszler (
sciencesaggressively) wrote2013-10-11 09:18 pm
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bonding
A jaeger pilot and a leading K-scientist walk into a bar... and Newt doesn't know how this joke ends because he's already three shots and two beers deep with Chuck at a place he's already forgotten the name of, and they're both shouting things at each other, competing to be heard over whatever awful music is playing overhead. It had started out a little rough because what could they possibly have had to talk about other than, well, world destruction. But it turns out that it's not an exhaustive topic.
Newt leans in and pokes Chuck's shoulder, dangerously close to spilling his beer all over himself. "We did it, y'know," he reminds him for the fourth time, except now with a little more of a slur, "we saved th'world. S'like... if you didn't like, die or whatever, and I didn't fuck m'self up with the awesome kaiju drifting, world be prob'ly be, y'know." He slams his free hand onto the bartop. "It'd be gone." He shouts it this time. "I'm a rock star! We saved the world!"
Newt gestures to the bartender for two more shots and hopes that Chuck doesn't have any other plans for the night. He needs this. Newt suspects that maybe they both do, even if it means that he'll be spending tomorrow morning getting intimate with his toilet seat.
Newt leans in and pokes Chuck's shoulder, dangerously close to spilling his beer all over himself. "We did it, y'know," he reminds him for the fourth time, except now with a little more of a slur, "we saved th'world. S'like... if you didn't like, die or whatever, and I didn't fuck m'self up with the awesome kaiju drifting, world be prob'ly be, y'know." He slams his free hand onto the bartop. "It'd be gone." He shouts it this time. "I'm a rock star! We saved the world!"
Newt gestures to the bartender for two more shots and hopes that Chuck doesn't have any other plans for the night. He needs this. Newt suspects that maybe they both do, even if it means that he'll be spending tomorrow morning getting intimate with his toilet seat.
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"Alright, I'm coming, I'm coming," he calls, exasperation heavy in his voice, though he doesn't waste any time in starting for the door after the others. There's blood still in his mouth, some on his cheek trickling down from a cut, but he can deal with all that later. If anything, there's something refreshing about the familiar signs of a fight, though he'd be hard-pressed to explain exactly what that is. There wouldn't be any sense in hanging around to do so, anyway, when they're much better off booking it out of here.
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With Chuck and Big O on his heels, he pivots out the door and is immediately greeted by a handful of cops. He really doesn't think five cars are necessary but there they are and a few of the cops push past them to take care of business in the bar but the rest are just staring them down. "It wasn't us?" Newt offers weakly, but he's bleeding from the eyebrow and nose and his cheekbone is probably bruising up already, not to mention what Chuck and Owen must look like right now.
One cop rolls his eyes and steps forward, and Newt really wants to look over his shoulder at Chuck to see what the hell they should do, but he figures it's pretty over at this point. The cop already seems bored, almost like he's disappointed that there hadn't been a chase, but he glares down at Newt as he pulls out a pair of cuffs. "We're going to have to take you boys in."
Newt sighs, defeated, and holds his hands up to show that he's going to be cooperative. He does look over at Chuck and Owen now, very clearly fifty shades of put out, and sighs. "This blows, dudes."
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"Next time I try and bail either of you out of a fight, remind me what a fucking horrible idea it is," he says, and before he knows it, one of the coppers is already putting a pair of cuffs on him, being a little rougher than he needs to be, considering Owen's coming along without a fight.
"Alright, alright. Jesus," Owen says to the officer, annoyed. Christ, he hates local law enforcement.
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The cop doesn't even answer, just rolls his eyes which Newt had pretty much expected because clearly these guys don't have their heads on very straight. He heaves an irritated sigh as he shifts in attempt to get comfortable on the seat, ending up with the back of his head against the window as he watches Chuck and Big O get subjected to the same treatment.
He leans to the side a bit to get a better look at both of them and all of a sudden, the whole situation seems nothing less than hilarious. He snorts, ignoring the looks of ire that are coming his way, and offers a dopey smile. "Thanks for a great night, guys."
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Not that he's planning on jumping into anymore bar fights or getting arrested again any time soon.
He scowls the whole car ride, oblivious to whether or not Newbie spends it prattling on about whatever it is he normally prattles on about. In fact, it's not until they're being shuffled into a holding cell that Owen says much at all, even as the cop decides he'd rather ignore all of their protests, shutting the door behind them.
"We're supposed to get a phone call!" he shouts at the door, then kicks it in frustration when no one on the other side answers.
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They can't help this now, either. Though it's sorely tempting to shout an obscenity after the cop, he just manages to bite it back, having sobered up just enough to suspect that it would only make this worse. If they have to sit around here much longer, though, he doubts he'll still care. "Christ. They better have gone back for those other guys."
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He sighs heavily, crossing the cell to lean back against the wall, offering them both a small smile. "We could call for a pizza," he jokes weakly. "That would go over well, I think."
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Though, he's willing to bet a few of them had to be taken to the hospital instead. As a doctor, he shouldn't be proud of the fact, but he is.
"Oi!" he calls through the bars again, "We've got fucking rights, you know!"
Christ, he misses the days when just saying the name Torchwood could get him out of spots like this.