"You were the one to originally call me a dick and I had to, in my defense, retaliate and return the favor. Therefore, you calling me a dick was premeditated and calculated. Me calling you a dick was self defense and thus means I am not a dick but a man who has to defend himself."

Coop had gotten a little lost in that explanation so he just hoped it made some sort of sense. Whatever, Newt was still a dick.

"You fixed my phone and I gave you the mint in my pocket that you took without even asking," he pointed out. "We're even. I'm not going to fight you to get out first but if you call to your bloody death down the elevator shaft, I will tell your corpse 'I told you so.'"