"Okay but if you call me dick for calling you a dick then don't you think that by default, that also makes you a dick because you also called me a dick? Dick."

They're going to throttle each other if they don't get out of here soon, Newt's pretty goddamn sure of that. He does wonder, though, if they'll be able to get over it quickly enough to still go out to the bar because ultimately, his biggest problem is still that he's hungry as all hell.

"And who ever said I was a gentlemen? I mean, I know I fixed your phone for you that one time, I guess that was pretty gentlemanly... but sorry, dude, if I get a chance to shimmy out of here, it'll be the one time being a little on the shorter side will give me an advantage. Like, okay, I'll stick around if they tell me it'll only take another ten minutes to get you out or something but I have to say, if it's more than an hour? I'm going to bail. Not even in a rude way, I'm just starving, y'know? If it makes you feel better, I'd bring you back a burger or something."