"You called me a dick first, you dick!" Coop retorted, not willing to be the one to admit that this was a dumb stupid argument that no one was going to win. If Newt was going to call him a dick, Coop was going to return the favor and he'd do it until he was blue in the face.

"What if we're stuck between floors, smart guy?" Coop asked him, crossing his arms and fixing Newt with a look. "They can pry the doors open and what if there's only like half a space to crawl through? Are you going to go first and wiggle yourself out and then help me out, which would be the gentlemanly thing to do?"