"This once, I will take the gesture of crossing your heart in good faith and believe you. I'll buy you some drinks tonight, enough to make you fall on your face and slobber all over your wife and then we'll be even."

Hopefully the other him didn't show up again and try to arrest more people. Coop's budget wasn't terribly small but he knew he'd end up broke if he had to keep making up his doppelganger's actions to other people.

"What're the jails like here anyway?" Coop asked him. "Did you have a smelly cellmate?"