sciencesaggressively: (just a cute little man)
Dr. Newton Geiszler ([personal profile] sciencesaggressively) wrote 2017-05-01 05:41 am (UTC)

"I don't know, dude, maybe! We didn't know it was run by cannibals, we were just there for the free breakfast because we're geniuses."

To be fair, Newt doesn't think the timeshare people had actually been cannibals, it's just that they'd looked so shady. Those too white and too straight teeth will haunt his dreams for years to come, that's all he knows for sure, and he really can't remember how they'd landed on the cannibal thing in the first place but whatever. Those details aren't even important.

"You should come with us next time," Newt suggests, finishing his forms and signing his name before setting the clipboard down on the table in front of them. "I clearly recommend the best places, am I right?"

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