"Very true, this city is fucked up in a billion different ways but hey, at least everyone's pretty." It's a silver lining Newt doesn't actually care about, considering he's married to the actual hottest woman of all time, but he supposes it's nice for everyone else.

It takes him just a bit more tinkering and fiddling with the phone, his tongue peeking from between his lips, then he grins and lets out a triumphant, "Ha>! I fixed it, told you I could fix it, didn't I tell you I could fix it?"

He holds the phone out to Coop proudly, the screen bright and fully operational. "And I feel you on sales people man, they could afford to dial it down a notch. By the way? I totally just fixed that."