"No please, I need my phone more than I need someone pretty," Coop said, gesturing towards Newt and the phone emphatically. He didn't want to have to learn a whole new phone with whole new buttons and whole new everything. It'd taken him long enough to get the hang of apps, he didn't want to have to do that all over again.

"No, this place is full of pretty people that aren't going anywhere anytime soon," he added, leaning over to take a peek at his phone. "Once my phone's fixed, I'll go find someone pretty and charm them with my ability to break phones overnight and my beautiful smile."

He grinned widely and pointed at said smile before dissolving into laughter. "I don't like sales people anyway. Too over the top."