"Well, fine," Newt answers defiantly, sitting up a little straighter in his chair. "I will knit you a shawl, a damn good one, too."

Whether or not that last part is going to be true could possibly be up for debate, but Newt will figure it out. Besides, this will totally give him the chance to like, expand his horizons or whatever. Bonus, if another kaiju louse ever drops out of the sky again, he'll be able to knit it a sweater of its own.

"If you ever meet Chuck," he adds, "don't tell him about this. Don't want him getting all jealous that I'm knitting another man a shawl."