"It did get me married," Newt says, nodding his agreement as he holds up his left hand to show off his ring. "And to like, the actual most gorgeous woman in this city, I'm not even shitting you, dude."

He's got photographic evidence if Coop asks for it, Newt's always happy to show off the fact that his wife is amazing but just as he's reaching for his phone, he gets distracted by the sight of the restaurant up ahead.

"Oh, shit." He practically whispers it, he wouldn't even be surprised if Coop were to look at him and see stars in his eyes right about now. "There it is, man. The promised land. Thai Tanic."