In fact, Newt knows he's met this guy before, at least someone who'd looked exactly like him, down to the goatee. Tony fuckin' Stark, that's who it'd been, but this version of him doesn't seem to recognize Newt so maybe it's someone else entirely. Or like, a Tony Stark from a different universe. Possibly a clone, that could be neat, Newt certainly hasn't seen Stark in awhile so maybe that's what he's been doing all this time.
"Sorry, pal, this meet cute isn't meant to be. Not that you aren't a looker but y'know, exchanged those vows and all that," Newt says, flashing his wedding band before tilting his head and nodding toward the folder in the guy's hands. "Looks official. Maybe even important. Hope I didn't mess any of it up too badly."
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In fact, Newt knows he's met this guy before, at least someone who'd looked exactly like him, down to the goatee. Tony fuckin' Stark, that's who it'd been, but this version of him doesn't seem to recognize Newt so maybe it's someone else entirely. Or like, a Tony Stark from a different universe. Possibly a clone, that could be neat, Newt certainly hasn't seen Stark in awhile so maybe that's what he's been doing all this time.
"Sorry, pal, this meet cute isn't meant to be. Not that you aren't a looker but y'know, exchanged those vows and all that," Newt says, flashing his wedding band before tilting his head and nodding toward the folder in the guy's hands. "Looks official. Maybe even important. Hope I didn't mess any of it up too badly."