"I said I want the first time we sleep together to be special," she answers, trying not to laugh, surprised by how easy it is to talk about this with him. Technically, she also just said she didn't want to be drunk, but she's kind of really come around to the idea of making a big deal out of it. She's never done anything like that before. "I didn't say anything about first handjob." And she's mostly teasing, but also kind of not really. There are plenty of things she's willing to do for him -- and to him -- before they have sex, but she's also just as willing to wait if he sort of wants to have it all at the same time.

"Looks like you're out of luck with growing some tits tonight," she says with a laugh when he whines. "Sorry, dude. We'll have to wait on telling everyone I have the hottest girlfriend in Darrow." She's pretty sure it would be the truth, though, if he had actually somehow managed to turn himself into a woman just by wishing for it. "Maybe if you ask for it for your birthday it'll happen."