"That's super good to know, given that I currently don't have a dick and have never had a dick," she answers, her eyebrows raised even as she smiles at him. "Wait, that's not true, there was that one time I had a dick, but it didn't last, obviously." And although it still sounds like she's joking, she's not, which she has the island to thank for. It had actually been a pretty good weekend, with the exception of her then-boyfriend being completely terrified of her, as if being a dude somehow meant she was somehow going to convince him that having loads of sex would be the best thing in the world. Which, okay, had actually been her intention until he'd freaked out.

"The weirdest thing about that was my centre of gravity," she admits, although she hasn't explained what she means even a little bit and she pauses, then purses her lips slightly. "The island did stuff like that to people sometimes, which sounds totally fucking crazy, I know, but I swear I woke up as a dude one day and it was kind of awesome. I was tall and had all these muscles and leaning how to walk in a different body is seriously the weirdest thing in the world."