"I still have my dick," he answers, and he's trying to sound super serious but his body betrays him as his shoulders start shaking from attempting to keep his laughter internal. The nice thing is, he knows that even though they're just dicking around--heh--he's on the side of positive that he doesn't have to worry about her leaving. Unless she likes, disappears back to that island or something, which he refuses to even give more thought to because he's not going to waste time worrying about waking up one day to find her gone when she's right here with him now.

"I'd totally stick around for you if you had no arms and no dick, just for the record." And that sounds so off but whatever, she knows what he means even if she'll mock him about it. He's fine with that.