"It's true!" Newt insists, bouncing on his heels with his hand on the doorknob. "No, dude, it kind of is because my last date was with a kaiju, okay? Like, I don't even know why she agreed to this date in the first place, aside from the fact that I'm a total rock star. I mean, listen, I'm not even looking for a play-by-play here, but I'm telling you right now that you are not going to be suffering from any shortage of rambling from me anytime soon. If I knock on your door with a twelve-pack after this date, I apologize in advance, but let's be honest, it could really go either way."

He holds the door open, and Chuck looks so excited which is completely false, he doesn't look all that excited at all, but Newt's got enough excitement for both of them. "What would you do for someone if you were on a date? Speaking of which, we should totally find you one, it'll be fun, I promise. Well, I can't promise, but it'll be something."